This Side of Paradise

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lottiematthcws
steverobin

@lgbtqcreators​ creator meme: [3/8] lgbtq+ celebs
“I think it speaks to the power of women—Black women, and also queer Black women such as myself—saying exactly what they want without shame or false humility. We’re not supposed to say, ‘Yeah, I am going to be rich. I plan to be very successful. I will be happy. I want to own three properties.’ Women, Black women, or any minority, we’re supposed to just be grateful to be here. So when I saw a Black woman do that from a very young age, that gave me permission. I want to do the same thing for others.” — JASMIN SAVOY BROWN

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charlesoberonn

Which path should he choose?

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The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

moonimbued

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

charlesoberonn

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

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Under the tree, or under the old fort?

acatdisguisedasahuman

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

charlesoberonn

A lovely choice!

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Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

cynicallyaestetic

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

charlesoberonn

Sounds fun!

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Which shell should he pick up?

sourjen

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This one

charlesoberonn

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

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Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

sar-kalu

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

charlesoberonn

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

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Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

sunw00d

the gift of friendship :)

charlesoberonn

Friendship acquired!

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Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

valentineish

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

charlesoberonn

So many options!

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Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

frescopino

Seasar salad

charlesoberonn

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

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Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

What about that sword in the first panel?

charlesoberonn

The circle is complete.

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Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

atotallycleverandwittyurl
oldfilmsflicker

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

jumblejo

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professor-sweetpea

better

poorhornycat

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

kyra-lord-of-dystopia


the raccoon one tho

spoopy-tiny-tyrant

Favorite commercial thing.

amydiddle

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

theriu

HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD

ktempestbradford

I no longer know how to make gifs so here’s the vid.